Ever wonder what Nana and Popo do off the mountain
Their adventures go beyond ice climbing 
Sometimes it involves unexpected guests 
And often leads to steamy situations 
The mountain holds many secrets 
especially when Nana and Popo are around 
Their bond is stronger than ever 
exploring every crevice of desire 
Even Steven Universe finds inspiration here 
for a different kind of adventure 
Their stories are for adult eyes only 
unleashing fantasies and desires 
to the deepest valleys 
This is Ice Climbers Rule 34 
where every climb is a pleasure 
and every fall is a thrill 
Join Nana and Popo for their next hot adventure 
because the mountains are always ready 
for some serious climbing 
